Would You Rather

Would you rather always take a cold shower or sleep an hour less than you need to be fully rested? 

-Sleep an hour less.

Would you rather always get first dibs or the last laugh? 

-Last laugh.

Would you rather always lose or never play? 

-Always lose.

Would you rather always wear earmuffs or a nose plug? 

-Wear earmuffs.

Would you rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall? 

-3 ft tall.

Would you rather be a deep sea diver or an astronaut? 

-Deep sea diver.

Would you rather be forced to tell your best friend a lie or tell your parents the truth? 

-Tell parents the truth.

Would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered? 

-Hatefully remembered.

Would you rather be gossiped about or never talked about at all? 

-Never talked about.

Would you rather be hairy all over or completely bald?

-Hairy all over. 

Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds? 

-Invisible. 

Would you rather be the sand castle or the wave? 

-Wave.

Would you rather eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid? 

-Drink dish washing liquid.

Would you rather eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? 

-Lick 3 phones.

Would you rather eat a stick of butter or a gallon of ice cream? 

-Gallon of ice cream.

Would you rather eat a stick of margarine or five tablespoons of hot pepper sauce? 

-Stick of margarine.

Would you rather end hunger or hatred? 

-Hunger

Would you rather get caught singing in the mirror or spying on your crush? 

-Singing in the mirror.

Would you rather get even or get over it? 

-Get over it.

Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice? 

-Get bad advice.

Would you rather give up your computer or your pet? 

-Computer.

Would you rather go to an amusement park or to a family reunion? 

-Amusement park.

Would you rather go without television or junk food for the rest of your life? 

-Junk food.

Would you rather have a beautiful house and ugly car or an ugly house and beautiful car? 

-Ugly car.

Would you rather have x-ray vision or bionic hearing? 

-Bionic hearing.

Would you rather invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS? 

-Cancer.